Quick close the doors, for the vote hasn’t gone our way.
We’ll have to keep the curious at bay!
And what we discuss shall remain within these walls.
Some of you’ll want to squeal, but you won’t have the balls.
And if you do, we’ll say you’ve caused the fray.
Things need to appear as if everyone agrees –
that together we got down on our hands and knees
to preserve an inviolable trust.
And if things don’t go exactly as we’ve discussed,
we’ll trump up a slew of “irregularities”
and claim that they were out of our control –
that shit vaguely happened to compromise our poll.
Now let’s search out, so we can get these bastards yet,
some grassy knoll within the Internet.
When they ask for names, we’ll claim we never took roll.
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