“Evil is as evil does.”
At least, that’s what they say.
We keep the Ten Commandments clean
to discipline our clay!
The Yahwist placed her serpent in the garden;
it started wreaking havoc right away.
Badness was a way for her
and them to bide the time,
which first began when out of Eden
they were forced to climb,
millennia before Our Savior’s pardon
annulled our Adam’s Eve-begotten crime.
Moses grumbled as he hauled
the charter down the hill:
“Good lord, we do not need these laws.
They contradict free will!
Oh well, perchance they’ll help us keep a guard on!”
The Hebrews gourmandized their sordid grill.
Yes, Eden was a drag before
the serpent was deployed.
Without temptation, life on Earth
had been a dreary void!
When Everyman stood up, he had a hard on.
“You’ve brought a bone to pick!” cried Sigmund Freud.