- in which God imparts
to Moses Lacan's four laws
of sexuation -
All men, the dirty buggers, will be duly snipped.
Jot that, Moses, in your tableted script.
They’ll be reminded at times what their thing was for,
for I’ll contrive a phallus that they can’t ignore.
One man, of course, will get to keep his thing.
We’ll give him a cleaver, he’ll make the others sing.
To ensure the master of men does not get bored,
we’ll let him have all the dames in the horde.
Moses, you look perplexed. But that’s how it will go.
If I let them keep their tails, it’ll cause a row.
In this way will power be spread around,
and this little race of fools will not run aground.
To ensure that men with women finally blend,
they’ll kill the sceptred ogre in the end.
The rite of circumcision will at last be kenned.