Historians are calling it
the great presidential debacle.
Why nobody’s annulling it
is a thing that the mind doth boggle.
You say ‘twill drive you to drink? What a bummer.
Here, I’ll pass the bottle.
And there’s the jerk an increasing number
of folks would like to throttle.
Do you have large breasts? The new president
may hail you with a catcall!
For perversion he’s set precedent,
though in reason he’s a lack-all.
This commander-in-chief is rude and uncouth
and has no class at all.
He can’t distinguish falsehood from truth
as it’s too much of a hassle.
The White House is a symbol as well as
a grand, capacious castle.
It housed those godly, founding fellas
and now this salacious asshole.