Warhol propounded, you’ll recall,
on each man’s seven seconds of fame.
At times they lead into a squall
of ridicule and national shame.
Kellyanne is having hers at the moment.
She’s plotting as we speak,
allowing alternative facts to foment
and crest into a peak.
“Let me think…” She’s dreaming it up right now.
“It happened at Bowling Green!”
You can almost read on her turgid brow
some lines from the grizzly scene.
She even sets Neil Young a-humming
and scripts a scene with Depardieu.
“Tin soldiers and Nixon coming”
…and communist Muslim libtards, too!
And Spielberg storyboards and maps
the gripping Bowling Green Massacre.
How much does she get for speaking such crap?
Go on, my friend. Go ask her!